Because im not sure which way is yellow…

Here we go again, get ready for take off…

a black hole of thoughts pours from the faucet of what some call a brain, I prefer to call it, “Satan’s Protruding Shit Bucket Between my Ears!”

It’s not long after thoughts like this that the downward spiral starts,

“what do I do now?”

“How do I keep my hands busy?”

“Whats that over there? Why do I care? Where the hell is my water bottle? Who the fuck are you? Why do hummingbirds fly like dragonfly’s?

tick tock tick tock tick tock…  Someone shoot the fucking clock please… Who the fuck bought that thing, that’s right I did…  Why, I wear a fucking watch… What the shit was I thinking… Not much, except, “How cool would I be to see a Iceberg plow right through LA and New York City simultaneously from outer space…

What the fuck! Whoa god damn it!

Flashing lights and ticking clocks, HERE’S JOHNNY!!

So here I sit, on the couch, no life, I wanna go climbing and see boobs… Not that random if you think about it…

Guitars, I’ve already played today, now what…

Work, nah… That shit is lame… but then again, I like lame, lame can turn into chaos really fast and chaos in fun.  Speaking of chaos, I have book titled, “Chaos” maybe I should give it a look-see… or not… whatever.

and now for your feature presentation… Here is a gerbil being tossed out of a airplane at 30,000 feet… with no parachute…

Speaking of parachutes, I wanna go BASE Jumping… and climbing, and have sex… I need more coffee…

My mind is still gravitating towards work, I do that a lot.  Find something to drown everything else out.  Work, Sex, Booze, you name it.  I need to get a hold of myself before my toes fall off.

Here’s a thought, what would happen if all the cell phone in the whole world just stopped working for 15 min, I mean stopped, shut off and would not turn on.  The shit would freak the fuck out of everyone – including me.  I wonder if there would be any major impact of the global market?  Probably not, so how about if it happened for 24 hours?  That would ruin the world over night.  It would go down in history, be written in time and in the books and the “Day the World Stood Still…”

I’m sure the media would blame China or North Korea some how and we would go to war shortly after that.  You know, because everyone believes everything they read and see on the news – Cause its all fact…. Right?  Oh the sarcasm is bleeding from my pores right now, if you could only see my face…

But seriously, Our Government would find a way to drag our ass into some fruitless war over the fact that Mother Teresa couldn’t check her Facebook for 24 hours straight and Justin Bieber wasn’t able to Snapchat the Universe…

Time to Nuke a country!  Not really, I would like to think that we would be dumb enough to start shit with a country that owns our ass… Literally!

But anyway…  I think I’ll go have some more coffee… and ponder the workings of… um… well… Nothing… and it feels good…

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