Time… Space… and F*cking Airports…

Sitting here, thinking to myself… Why the fuck does this place not have free Wifi… 21st century ASSHOLES. Give that shit up… Then I try and buy it for a day for 6 bucks… The fucking site is broken. Oh well… I can still write and bitch about it to you latter… The day in long and yet no where near over. But hey, at least I am alive… That’s a plus, and a whole lot better than the alternative… unless the alternative was lying in a bed, hooked up to a morphine demurral cocktail… but still, I don’t know If I would enjoy that as much anymore…

I no longer need to block it all out, its as if I just said, “Fuck it all, I’m gonna like all you horrible thoughts and your gonna fuckin like me liking you… or I’ll kill you…”

My mind… Its not a place where anyone would want to stay… Visit… sure… visiting can be fun… and erotic… and pleasurable… and nauseous all at the same time… but to stay there… Yeah you better not… that’s my little hell on earth…

What goes on in my head on a daily basis makes Auschwitz look like Disney Land… Oh I know I’m crazy… Its all of you that think your fucking some sort of normal that need treatment…

The drums in my headphones are tantalizing… Boom Boom Boom… yeah… Music is whats going to motivate me…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… It already does… A good rock song or whatever… I listen to everything… Metal… Classical… Classic Rock… Rap… Country… Meditation music… ANYTHING…

Where are you going? Huh? Are you even fucking listening to me… Nah.. Me neither…

I am waiting to board a flight… They still don’t know what gate or eve3n concourse I need to go through yet… That awesome cause I cant even go though security until I know what fucking concourse to go though… Man this Is fucking annoying!!! But whatevs… Nothing better to do than talk to you… As If your even listening… You better be… I’m fucking crazy remember… Only in my head… I got alice sitting on my left shoulder whispering some bullshit about the Queen and a Fucking purple cat… Dumb Bitch… I thought I was crazy… And on the RIGHT WE HAVE Johnny Depp… the real Johnny Depp, you know from Fear and Loathing… Not that pussy ass pirate!!! “Here’s Johnny!!!!!!”

The wild assortment of plants In here is very disturbing…. And they’re real… that’s a fucking waste of man hours at an Airport, Really, some asshole has to water these fucking things…

Before you get to the Holy gate of TSA Security you do have a few food options… All pretty healthy… Burger King, Pizza Hut, Oyster Bar, and Yeah that’s about it… WTF Norfolk (Pronounced NA-FUCK for all you idiots, like me)… Go Fuck yourself… yeah and the asshole behind you… and the bitch to your right…

So, How was your day… Mines good… Kinda shitty but good… OXYMORON!

Luckily I have my Smokes and trusty detonator… I MEAN LIGHTER… Shit… Can’t say that in an airport!!! OOPS… Bomb, Gun, Terrorist!!!

Nope…

Nothing Happened… Ok… CAUSE I YELLED IT IN MY HEAD DIP SHIT!

Well I guess I better get My stupid ass through security… I wonder if they will make me take off my flipflops… cause you know… THEY’RE FUCKING SEE THROUGH!!!!

OK… we’re through security… That was lame.. I totally got to take energy drinks through there but they made me throw away my water… Fucking idiots… And we wonder why America is FAT…

Oh and how the-fuck-come people in an airport lobby awaiting to board a plane sit in ever other fucking seat… Fucking idiots… 200 seats… 100 people fill them… It’s a fucking back pack put that shit on the ground so I can sit next the sexy ass blonde you fucking prick!!!

I kust bought a power pack 120 Bucks… says it can give me like 15 charges per full charge… Sweet… now I can sit on the shitter and pay on my phone for days…

There are exactly 10 people that are not on some sort of electronic device… lol… and I’m one to talk… I’m on a fucking computer…. No…. Surface… Not a computer…. Ass…. Hole….

Oh well… I hope we fucking board soon this is gonna get lame really quick…

Imagine that you are in space… ok…

Ok???

Got it….

Now… you in space… Right… In your head…

Ok… Your Dead… you cant fucking live up there… man… some people…

Ok but for real… you’re in space… the sun is 94 Million miles away (Give or take a couple hundred thousand miles)… Can you even fathom that… No you can’t… hell you can barely fathom the distance from here to you neighborhood Walmart. 94 Million Miles… other wise know as an Astronomical Unit (AU)… Like “Mile” but for things in space…. Cause there really fucking far away… Yeah ok you get it…

The light that you are feeling from the sun… Left the surface of the sun 8 Minutes ago… so…. Technically… You have experienced something from a really long time ago and have experienced something at light speed.

Ok, so on time travel… Yeah here we go with this one… Yeah so It can never fucking happen… atleast not into the past… Time only know one direction… FORWARD… but at different speeds… that’s the trick to time travel… You slow down… and time keeps going… that’s really the only way that you can do it… But as for going backwards… Yeah Not Possible…

Look at the Grandfather Paradigm… you go back in time… you kill your grandfather… do you disappear??? Or do you become an unknown… Something with out origin… What would that be… or would you take the place of your grandfather in the relativity of time? Ok that last one made no fucking sense… sounded cool though…

So Mars had water… Whoopdy FUCKING DOO… I’m sure if you go back far enough every fucking planet had goddamn water in some form at some point. And I love the way that we talk about going to Mars on a manned mission… To find a way to support Life or some shit… We can’t even all get along… and we think that we are going to be able to build a vessel that can transport the human race to another planet if this one goes to shit…. Well this one is already in shit… deep shit… and we just want to discard it like a child’s broken toy car and look for a new one…

Yep… that’s how we fucking roll…

Contemplate time… now space…. And your brain should have just FUCKING exploded. That’s how it works… Time is vast, we are small… Space is vast… We are small… You can’t expect the ant to understand the ocean… not possible… but for now we can look at all the pretty lights in the sky and point shiny glass lenses and mirrors (Mirrors are used for LARGE ass telescopes)…

Finally home…

Still home…

Yep still here…

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